tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34054664510987248872024-03-13T08:52:56.049-07:00The Party PooperNot making the world a better place since 2003Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.comBlogger185125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-65327181095913104722012-05-27T09:56:00.000-07:002012-05-27T21:19:53.498-07:00Jesus returns in 2033I didn't intend to post until later in the year, but I received a revelation after reading an article and realized I needed to go public on this before someone else beats me to it. <br />
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Jesus will return April 3rd, 2033, exactly 2000 years after he was crucified according to <a href="http://doubtfulnews.com/2012/05/day-of-jesus-crucifixion-nailed-down-is-all-a-bit-shaky/">this news story</a>.<br />
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Naturally, as the earth is 6000 years old, we are getting close to the time of Jesus 2.0. Even a three-year old can see that April 3rd, 2033 has three 3s, which is 333--'coincidentally' half of 666, which is the number of the beast and is the sign of the end of times. Duh!<br />
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[Unhappy with the images that came up with a google search for '666', this is what I found with '666 boobs'. Inspiration has struck again!] <br />
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Need more proof? The scripture quoted in the linked article is Mathew Chapter 27. What is 2+7? 9. And what is 9 divided by three? 3. And how would you explain how you arrived at that number via multiplication to the above-mentioned three-year old, who, not being Asian, hasn't memorized the multiplication tables yet? By writing out 3+3+3, of course. <br />
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So there's 333 again! It's getting a bit spooky, no?<br />
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And there's more: <br />
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How old was Jesus when he died? 33!<br />
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How many days was Jesus dead? 3!! [722335 or so and counting might also be the right answer, though]<br />
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How many thingamajigs in the trinity? 3!!!<br />
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How many examples of the number 3 appearing in the bible did I just give before this one? 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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So suck on that, Harold Camping. Your prediction for the return of Jesus (May 21, 2011) didn't even have ONE 3 in it! Idiot! <br />
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Camping's answer to my last question above. Who listened to this fucking moron? <br />
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I found the above image by typing 'Harold Camping Boobs' in google search, by the way.<br />
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Here's what I found with 'Harold Camping Asian Boobs', though. <br />
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So, now that math, which I think Einstein once said was the language of God, or something, has shown me the Truth, I hereby renounce my atheism (for the next 21 years, anyway) and will use this blog to spread the New and Improved Good News (Like the Bible, but better!). I'll need some funds to get the Word out, so I'll probably add a tip jar or pay pal thingy soon, and maybe get some of those Korea Cupid.com ads on the site because I'm sure they bring in a lot of revenue. <br />
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(I imagine this girl has committted suicide by now.) <br />
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In closing, I'll let you guess what keywords I used to find these pictures.<br />
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<br />Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-11049849982685555862011-09-12T05:48:00.000-07:002011-12-24T04:23:12.979-08:00Post of the Year"Post of the Year" as in, my only post of the year (not to be misunderstood as 'my best post of the year', though I think you'll find it hard to argue that it isn't).<br />
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The issues that have kept me away from this blog look to be nearing a welcome end.<br />
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I shall return in 2012.<br />
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The last picture is the Muh-man with his 9-year-old bride*. The next time you see an elementary school girl on the street, imagine marrying her and taking her to bed (if you're a guy, of course. Don't turn this into some sicko lesbian thing!). Picture it in as much detail as you can. If that looks pretty sweet to you, perhaps you too have what it takes to become a prophet of an all-knowing, loving deity. Look into it. <br />
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But perhaps I shouldn't have posted these pictures. Perhaps it is better to allow people from a medieval religion to tell me what I can and cannot do. Yeah, that's probably the better choice. If there is anything else we shouldn't be free to do, I hope our Muslim friends will kindly let us know. <br />
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All swiped from <a href="http://friendlyatheist.com/">here</a>. I did try to draw my own picture of Muhammad. He was eating cotton candy, and some of it was sticking in his beard! (Oh, how he hated when that happened!)<br />
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Anyway, it didn't come out so clearly, so I opted not to post it.Maybe next year. <br />
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*To be fair, there is some controversy over when Muhammad consummated the marriage. She might have been 10 at the time, not 9.Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-1798512988179273702010-02-11T23:55:00.000-08:002010-02-12T01:01:10.985-08:00One more reason not to be a Mormon<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1QhF5YnVLxyHB6N2NVdQav5LDGjgg1Vm5fmkcrxnmmkuJVzi0eTDjWeWIl4rECJzko-u9KyS2qndGNlJYGIYqw6x0VwSzmBsWDqDXYQUz_5lpmSLPrVJciI13TCDtQS5xUulm54zHxMk/s1600-h/fumormons.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 278px; height: 278px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1QhF5YnVLxyHB6N2NVdQav5LDGjgg1Vm5fmkcrxnmmkuJVzi0eTDjWeWIl4rECJzko-u9KyS2qndGNlJYGIYqw6x0VwSzmBsWDqDXYQUz_5lpmSLPrVJciI13TCDtQS5xUulm54zHxMk/s320/fumormons.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437279406038248114" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7168666/Beer-boosts-bones-and-fends-off-osteoporosis.html">Beer boosts bones and fends off osteoporosis</a>Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-86131954938264027192009-12-29T02:23:00.001-08:002009-12-29T02:52:30.165-08:00Cleaning out the pic folderNo, I'm not even close to blogging again regularly. <br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-C1qbo1Zh0Gk4FlVw54ZP0ZMj4Z7nDMqlNfgH3GEMmwk8mlUp9vrpIA58QAx96lR21JDFiWz5ximWgVVMEZq8tm9JP8Uz71BHT2du1E1UFsLm0IY3FoG56bK9oqLRyYhYHvIZPSCDg4w/s1600-h/1789487764_small_1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 227px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-C1qbo1Zh0Gk4FlVw54ZP0ZMj4Z7nDMqlNfgH3GEMmwk8mlUp9vrpIA58QAx96lR21JDFiWz5ximWgVVMEZq8tm9JP8Uz71BHT2du1E1UFsLm0IY3FoG56bK9oqLRyYhYHvIZPSCDg4w/s320/1789487764_small_1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420601989375548594" /></a><br /><br />Boob job or no? <br /><br />Regardless, I'm happy with the outcome. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I swiped this next picture from another Kblog. I'd link to it, but then, that would require more effort than I can currently summon. It's a Korean based blogger who takes a lot of pictures. Figure it out. <br /><br />It just seemed weird that there were no comments on it. 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Perhaps <a href="http://www.asiae.co.kr/news/view.htm?idxno=2009121416131758427">Lee Byung Hun's alleged fiancee</a> should have looked into this before giving up the milk for free. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmL61TZ7Z0dyOpc1Oo-BJaINIKAH1fkLNa0lhmldnOg1k2UffO2WUyguqmFhDCt_uVOizsnf7qn6dl04k4mnr_lwfMNA_OoG2PQufCRNfGuG4GwKkKsxxttW2OSW11GqwH-4FtiOVxv7Y/s1600-h/2009122910485342098_110606_0.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 313px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmL61TZ7Z0dyOpc1Oo-BJaINIKAH1fkLNa0lhmldnOg1k2UffO2WUyguqmFhDCt_uVOizsnf7qn6dl04k4mnr_lwfMNA_OoG2PQufCRNfGuG4GwKkKsxxttW2OSW11GqwH-4FtiOVxv7Y/s320/2009122910485342098_110606_0.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420602782474251778" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Korean girls or Japanese girls? Debate among yourselves, fellow hapless victims of le fièvre jaune. My studied take on the issue is that Korean girls are generally prettier, but I have heard recently from a friend that Japanese girls are more likely to give unsolicited rim jobs, so there's a factor I hadn't previously considered. <br /><br />OK. maybe it would be best for everyone if I stopped typing now and went back into hibernation mode.Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-44968429292206336232009-12-14T04:57:00.000-08:002009-12-14T05:06:47.985-08:00Mystery Girl<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTNuA2SdVQxekHKhOSdlaGPOTcGF6i4CsDj6zU_6JWfjE26Q0amaVxj9UClzwJtEpigko_0KOKrdA8k8easqsAZCwNHNVWjU5o8KFIwgazv9FfxQ5I5XHP-h4EV2LSusGxoEgwxyKiz9o/s1600-h/mysterygirl.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTNuA2SdVQxekHKhOSdlaGPOTcGF6i4CsDj6zU_6JWfjE26Q0amaVxj9UClzwJtEpigko_0KOKrdA8k8easqsAZCwNHNVWjU5o8KFIwgazv9FfxQ5I5XHP-h4EV2LSusGxoEgwxyKiz9o/s320/mysterygirl.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415075528388014194" /></a><br /><br />I will resume my new homeopathy-inspired blogging approach promptly (every day I don't post actually strengthens the blog. I highly recommend it to certain other bloggers). It just seemed wrong that no one else has found a reason to post this picture.<br /><br />She's a famous talent in Korea, but she's wearing sunglasses, so good luck trying to identify her. <br /><br />Perhaps her hairstyle might give her away.Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-48655695645719811952009-03-06T16:11:00.000-08:002009-03-06T16:36:20.801-08:00Big Boob RingtonesIt reeks of quackery, but I like where this guy's head is at.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z30Z4iZSnJk&hl=ko&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z30Z4iZSnJk&hl=ko&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />It's great how the Discovery Channel is open-minded enough to promote the kind of 'scientist' who, for some reason, never gets around to conducting a study to verify his theories, not to mention the commercial products they are based on.Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-62850101418260099392009-03-02T14:39:00.001-08:002009-03-02T15:04:14.453-08:00Jeong Yang is happy to see you<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYXLaQRL9y9GvAOP-lIOldIFlJMPJeRIdzpG1LZzwxL4iQgJ8nsCIpothBHXwI5xYJzf-zyeLmkny9d1OGBJXdxUwoDepa6rKqVP3ut5HPDwNz-QdFgbgRiAiW7c0zJUUaLqlK-uJZw88/s1600-h/20090302121305626a3_121305_0.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYXLaQRL9y9GvAOP-lIOldIFlJMPJeRIdzpG1LZzwxL4iQgJ8nsCIpothBHXwI5xYJzf-zyeLmkny9d1OGBJXdxUwoDepa6rKqVP3ut5HPDwNz-QdFgbgRiAiW7c0zJUUaLqlK-uJZw88/s320/20090302121305626a3_121305_0.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308723745219088898" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />But I'm happier to see 고은아<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpsAC1RWZ1NkRRrD1ZxaS679JXfdBsGbeWKjb9o5dGqRo3hu478YYYQkMgCHTwxRiQQBL3qKBy69tIrOVGDWKEsjvWt4FOigxD_6Zi89V8PlahWywoVWzndQZHp5P2ztUWTusTJD6zl4g/s1600-h/kr_news_photo_123596853035376.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpsAC1RWZ1NkRRrD1ZxaS679JXfdBsGbeWKjb9o5dGqRo3hu478YYYQkMgCHTwxRiQQBL3qKBy69tIrOVGDWKEsjvWt4FOigxD_6Zi89V8PlahWywoVWzndQZHp5P2ztUWTusTJD6zl4g/s320/kr_news_photo_123596853035376.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308728960120944882" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUT2OKrOPTovR3sHcOVJWsH_icwLP-USWlJr8WchrL5vBGR17L94XLTy1btBJTI1yMnCnDVNeN55MtWJFQ4meRySJj_jeMZVNalIEQmJlmWtp2DD17aujA4N7AvAHq-P9KHQ02KkF59b0/s1600-h/kr_news_photo_123596852951711.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 190px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUT2OKrOPTovR3sHcOVJWsH_icwLP-USWlJr8WchrL5vBGR17L94XLTy1btBJTI1yMnCnDVNeN55MtWJFQ4meRySJj_jeMZVNalIEQmJlmWtp2DD17aujA4N7AvAHq-P9KHQ02KkF59b0/s320/kr_news_photo_123596852951711.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308730059844268850" /></a>Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-61550450921510227372009-02-12T18:56:00.000-08:002009-02-13T03:06:39.311-08:00Yu-na, Yuna, 김유나, and whatever else I can cram into this title to get more hits from searches on NaverA <a href="http://roboseyo.blogspot.com/2009/02/kim-yu-na-yu-na-kim-platos-perfect.html">lengthy post</a> on women's figure skating? <br /><br />Dude...come on. Next you'll be ranting and raving over 'Forever the Moment', the true story of the Korean women's handball team's performance in the 2004 Olympics. <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB-PvDrnIkHtkvexQTJlXCgd3qGvUFkNaGppjfI87M6-GB4j1IZZa_680hyB1g8NEG9wIXyBRfqZkDRZm5vlwzC9-QvdEIhw9gMAxjiEcbtYfMeqtKtiA0AYxLQz1VZkIbDL3h4lwazHk/s1600-h/posterphoto46644.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 286px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB-PvDrnIkHtkvexQTJlXCgd3qGvUFkNaGppjfI87M6-GB4j1IZZa_680hyB1g8NEG9wIXyBRfqZkDRZm5vlwzC9-QvdEIhw9gMAxjiEcbtYfMeqtKtiA0AYxLQz1VZkIbDL3h4lwazHk/s320/posterphoto46644.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302111636103224898" /></a><br /><br /><br />Guys just can't get excited about women's sports. It's not that we consciously try not to, it's just that we are genetically predisposed to not care. Seriously, what guy has ever watched a complete women's NBA game (and not just because you were doing it for a girl you hadn't slept with yet)? What guy has ever scheduled his weekend around the TV broadcast of an LPGA tournament? It just can't happen. <br /><br />Speaking of Yu-na, she's now done a total of 1,457 commercials. You can't sit through a commercial break of any TV show on Korean TV without seeing at least 7 of them. Most just show her skating gracefully around the rink with quick shots of whatever product is being foisted on the Korean public, and that's fine. Athletes of all nations have always been happy to whore themselves out to whatever corporation is willing to shovel tons of cash their way. But can I suggest to whomever is managing Yu-na that they politely tell companies to fuck off if they want her to do something in the commercial which makes her look like a silly clown? Korea already has hundreds of gay boy band members who have that covered. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6QVqZTpagkU&hl=ko&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6QVqZTpagkU&hl=ko&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-33743092596386791752009-02-12T13:11:00.000-08:002009-02-12T19:35:17.180-08:00Happy Darwin Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeJPy5L3x59oPGSWpf2lPZVjPGxYOAC2azBm9428zNN2n9AnMJlYrC8u0KIL2qlRp99A9x3HjWhMLLHI7J7dATxpFsfsn81Gbdin_LU6L4qXvMjmscJ3QiZJEJznK7lBYTcFMx3gpcqD8/s1600-h/addis-darwin-bday-cartoon.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 221px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeJPy5L3x59oPGSWpf2lPZVjPGxYOAC2azBm9428zNN2n9AnMJlYrC8u0KIL2qlRp99A9x3HjWhMLLHI7J7dATxpFsfsn81Gbdin_LU6L4qXvMjmscJ3QiZJEJznK7lBYTcFMx3gpcqD8/s320/addis-darwin-bday-cartoon.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301774620463031154" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaMplPKTZKD1Q1rNMPC5qTiDGxJEoT0Kd9Z-NHVpyKEeRnSTYjo78o-QDBOHeeZ6_OfUC8O3Tjhp26LxFkxZFTLCP-2TDOHzNQJde-Z11ke7j7HFjgm-5fwUOuvVnnXd6OzGPr1yRl9JM/s1600-h/032.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 137px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaMplPKTZKD1Q1rNMPC5qTiDGxJEoT0Kd9Z-NHVpyKEeRnSTYjo78o-QDBOHeeZ6_OfUC8O3Tjhp26LxFkxZFTLCP-2TDOHzNQJde-Z11ke7j7HFjgm-5fwUOuvVnnXd6OzGPr1yRl9JM/s320/032.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301776164453864850" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />And of course, in the interest of balance, here's one for those open minded enough to look for alternative views of the major science topics of the day. <br /><br /><br />-- --<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPBM6dJJuVjmJh31XjrtKnszjQRCguy3U7t5_sdnxW0-iASLg0ltueOOWdFLIRCtO7vJfFrY-n17im_xkUF7j2tr41gOxIiMjAjfgHBCd-WFeOy0-NYiUQfVQ73PcxjiskLKbRAHu-vN0/s1600-h/7Universal-thumb-600x428.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 228px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPBM6dJJuVjmJh31XjrtKnszjQRCguy3U7t5_sdnxW0-iASLg0ltueOOWdFLIRCtO7vJfFrY-n17im_xkUF7j2tr41gOxIiMjAjfgHBCd-WFeOy0-NYiUQfVQ73PcxjiskLKbRAHu-vN0/s320/7Universal-thumb-600x428.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301774864403448802" /></a>Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-10388943595713558962009-02-11T19:06:00.000-08:002009-02-11T19:09:46.199-08:00Dokdo update<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjOknt7maFOBSyokHY-v7_ll0WJtkJS233lTmZ2Evrb7SKQUMnUmuRvXLdLc5GqJ1xPGL37zW1k1T0c0tr0D15A-kf3ipHtvtTj-khuuRZX4ZswV6EskTDUqKLSazbWKZqv_ZRdy1zz90/s1600-h/bus.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjOknt7maFOBSyokHY-v7_ll0WJtkJS233lTmZ2Evrb7SKQUMnUmuRvXLdLc5GqJ1xPGL37zW1k1T0c0tr0D15A-kf3ipHtvtTj-khuuRZX4ZswV6EskTDUqKLSazbWKZqv_ZRdy1zz90/s320/bus.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301742417438883138" /></a><br />It seems that Korea's campaign to promote Dokdo's absolute Coreanness has finally gotten global attention. Here's a picture of a bus I saw in England last week. <br /><br />I am too pissed off for words.Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-90959434107586277472009-01-26T05:24:00.000-08:002009-01-26T06:23:01.917-08:00The lightning rod returns!A great conversation (of sorts) going on in <a href="http://www.koreasparkle.com/2009/01/2008-retrospective-the-golden-klog-awards-2008/#content">the comment section of a post</a> at the 'Hub of Sparkle' blog (a great name for a blog, by the way, wish I had thought of it first...)<br /><br />Kushibo is back! <br /><br />But as some of you already know, with Kushibo you always get 2 for the price of 1. After Kushibo lets loose a few comments ripping on the K-blogosphere in general, one <a href="http://norapark.blogspot.com/">Nora Park</a> shows up and leaves this comment: <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br />I second bo’s comments. too many one note k-bloggers have fallen to the dark side. it is about time somebody stood up and said something. thanks bo, you rule.<br />i tried to fix things and clean things up, but i just got sick and tired of the sexism racism and homophobia. not to many of the male bloggers were ready for a lesbian who happens to be korean and not some demure submissive asian girl of their sexual fantisy. <br />i know korea is not perfect, and i pointed that out many times in my blog many times. its time we took a stand, i am with bo on this.</span><br /><br />Well said! And look! She has a cute little nickname for kushibo ('bo')! It's almost like they know each other or something.<br /><br />Of course, it's rude not to respond to a compliment, so 'bo' sends in the following comment a few hours later: <br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">"thanks bo, you rule."<br />Yes. Yes, I do.</span><br /><br />A bit later, Nora shows up again with the following gem of a comment: <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">after carefully considering what roboseyo and james said, i have to go with kushibo on this discussion. he offers the most balanced and fair perspective. <br />my vote for best k-blog of 2008. the one and only kushibo.blogspot.com, of course. now that oranckay is gone, he really is one of the lone voices that offer balance and honesty. also, his humour is very john stewart with a little bit of colbert. if you haven’t been reading kushibo.blogspot.com, it offers insight into korea that few k-blogs even come close to. kushibo, was the original “ask a korean” and as far as debunking myths about korea like rokdrop, kushibo has been doing that for years. he really sticks his neck out. now that i think about it, i am voting kushibo for the following.<br />Best Overall Korea Blog, 2008<br />Most Thought Provoking Korea Blog, 2008<br />Most Current and Timely Korea Blog, 2008<br />Most Helpful Blog to Expats in Korea, 2008<br />Funniest Korea Blog, 2008<br />Happiest Blogger, 2008<br />Best Pop Culture Blog, 2008<br />Best Culture Blog in General, 2008 <br />its about time he got some recognition. i think kushibo would make an excellent additional writer for this blog. Less kimchi, more nunchi</span><br /><br />Wow. The humor of john stewart AND colbert! (note that Nora doesn't capitalize much; it must be a Republican lesbian thing). And she's even going one step further by suggesting that Kushibo join the crack team of writers at the Sparkle. <br /><br />Come on, what do you say Roboseyo? <br /><br /><br />A few comments later, some party pooper named 'Mark'* invokes the <a href="http://www.occidentalism.org/?p=296">Nora Challenge</a>.** <br /><br />A few commenters, including Robo, are stunned by the revelation. Kushibo, however, boldly makes the following response to 'Nora' not long thereafter: <br /><br /><br />[in response to Nora's many generous nominations of Kushibo's blog]<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve.<br />I know you’re being a bit hyperbolic, but I was none of those in 2008.<br /></span><br /><br />[And in response to Kushibo being another writer for the Sparkle blog] <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">I have no interest in being a writer for this blog or any blog but my own. I don’t mind if people link to my blog, of course, but I’m not interested in writing for anyone else, not that anyone but Roboseyo has the power to ask anyway.</span><br /><br />Damn, that is one humble SOB. I love the last part of the sentence though..."not that anyone but Roboseyo has the power to ask anyway." <br /><br />Hint, hint...<br /><br />And yet Roboseyo never strays from his Eternal Sunshine Policy and continues to thank Kushibo for contributing to the discussion, rather than telling him to fuck off and take his socks with him. He does make a response (directed at Kushibo) to 'Nora's' suggestion that Kushibo join the blog writing team: <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Mike and I are co-admins, and we usually talk invitations over before we extend one.</span><br /><br />Come on Robo, extend the invite! Can't you see how much it means to him? Do you have any idea how painful it was for Kushibo to see people like Shelton Baumgarner get invited to author posts for the popular Marmot's Hole while Kushibo was left stranded like a little Gilligan on <a href="http://kushibo.blogspot.com/">Monster Island</a>? Have a heart, man! <br /><br /><br />Is this Nora-Kushibo guy a character or what? Either he is completely delusional, or he has a really weird sense of humor. Either way, I like it, and am very happy, nay, honored to put his link back on my website now that it appears he has officially returned to us. <br /><br />Now if only Shelton and Baduk would start posting again...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />*Probably one of the Party Pooper's many, many socks that infest K-blogosphere. It's hard for me to keep track these days.<br />**Here was <a href="http://partypooperwontdie.blogspot.com/2006/08/master-of-sock-puppets.html">my own take</a> on the Nora-Kushibo deal, by the by.Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-62154683570406450522008-12-23T22:08:00.001-08:002009-01-25T12:53:05.258-08:00Merry Christmas with Yahoo KoreaTis the season for giving, so allow me to pass on the gift that I've been enjoying for several months now. I use a Yahoo account and, without warning, I was switched over to the <a href="http://kr.yahoo.com/">Korean Yahoo site</a> a while back. At first I was annoyed, but then I realized that the Korean Yahoo site is an excellent source of Asian soft porn. <br /><br />If you click on the 연예 tab (apparently the Korean translation for 'cleavage') they provide daily slide shows of various Korean celebrities. Or to be more exact, Korean celebrities with big boobs. <br /><br />Here's the <a href="http://kr.news.yahoo.com/service/news/shellview2.htm?linkid=slideshow&cate=&kind=theme_photo&idx=2416">slide show they had today</a>. <span style="font-weight:bold;">[Sorry, they've changed it. You'll just have to believe that it really was there.</span>]It gets very Christmassy a few pictures in, though that dress looks to have been made with a much, much larger cup size in mind. <br /><br /><br />A nice feature is the 'play' function, which will scroll through the pictures automatically for you, leaving your hands free for whatever else you might need them to do (like, I don't know, knitting a sweater, or perhaps whittling). Those Yahoo guys at the Korean office have really thought of everything. <br /><br />Enjoy...Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-68550803820177232932008-11-17T21:16:00.000-08:002008-11-17T21:57:46.809-08:00The futureRobert at the Hole has <a href="http://www.rjkoehler.com/2008/11/18/korea-in-2018/">translated</a> portions of a Chosun article on predictions for Korea. <br /><br />I'm sure not even one of you has already been to the Hole lately. Please go over and have a look. Robert needs more visitors. You'll also find a great advertisement to help you meet Korean girls, and another for funny T-shirts, which I'm sure will also help you score with the ladies. <br /><br />Cause God knows us white guys need all the help we can get over here. <br /><br />Speaking of predictions, just in case any of you were wondering how the World's Greatest Psychic fared in her predictions for 2007, wonder no more. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SmNP6wZJg6A&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SmNP6wZJg6A&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Montel Williams gave this hag a forum for her unethical bullshit for years. Montel was a marine before becoming a media whore. He has sat through years and years of Sylvia giving wrong prediction after wrong prediction, but never hesitated having her back on the show. Hal Bidlack, a retired Lt. Colonel from the air force, wrote an <a href="http://stopsylvia.com/articles/openlettertomontel">open letter</a> to Montel asking him what has happened to his honor as a marine. <br /><br />I have two Korean female friends who regularly go to fortune tellers. Both know I am vocal about my disbelief in this crap, so every time they think they get some amazing results from their fortune tellers they come running to me to justify their superstition. I've asked them to record the conversation with the fortune teller rather than rely on their memory of what was (and especially of what actually wasn't) said, but they never seem to get around to it. Truth is, they just don't really want to know.Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-83552263080501837542008-10-26T22:52:00.000-07:002008-10-27T00:25:17.444-07:00Poetry Corner: The Thing that Should Not Be"<a href="http://www.geocities.com/koreanvictim/bakjunkoo.html">Bak Jun Koo</a> stands stock still, he is a dead meat, he turns all the joy of his family frozen into horror..."Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-50019554915437962662008-10-24T04:09:00.000-07:002008-10-26T16:41:04.396-07:00The Secret! A-ha!Funniest thing I've seen all month: <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pirdx5rk2iQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pirdx5rk2iQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />'You should visualize them back!" <br /><br /><br />A friend of mine read The Secret last February and gushed on and on about it. She said that now that she has The Secret, she KNEW that she should quit her company and try to get into law school (she hated her job). <br /><br />A month later I heard from her again. She had a back injury that put her in a number of hospitals (including a famous acupuncture 'hospital', but we'll save that trip down quackery lane for a future post) and is still a big problem for her now. She was in too much pain to study for law school, so she gave up on it. She'll have to resign from her company if she isn't able to get back to work soon (about a year is all they will give her off from work). She started going back to work a week ago even though she is still in a lot of pain.<br /><br />So clearly The Secret has worked out pretty well for her. <br /><br />My theory is that the acupuncturists at the hospital she ended up going to were also reading The Secret, and visualized thousands of suckers suddenly having back problems and coming to their clinic for months and months of expensive therapy. Their visualization Kung Fu simply overrode that of my friend. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEQqeD6gt8CNXcCYyjSnggzXO6KNas6nAg1yQsIKDpbyS3kD1ygj4rHB6M0sJ_7L_qrxEqAT817Q_9MWviyz37neAVhlYpohijUz3RcYEC57WkxAGqgIVCa_mxAJh21AA6ekDkUx2J3ec/s1600-h/korean_celebrity_photo_Song+Hye-Kyo32.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 228px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEQqeD6gt8CNXcCYyjSnggzXO6KNas6nAg1yQsIKDpbyS3kD1ygj4rHB6M0sJ_7L_qrxEqAT817Q_9MWviyz37neAVhlYpohijUz3RcYEC57WkxAGqgIVCa_mxAJh21AA6ekDkUx2J3ec/s320/korean_celebrity_photo_Song+Hye-Kyo32.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260685346059524274" /></a><br /><br /><br />Something like that also might explain why Song Hye Kyo still hasn't slept with me, despite the fact that I've visualized such for several weeks now. <br /><br /><br />Perhaps too many other Secret readers have made this same "demand on the universe," and I just need to wait my turn patiently. <br /><br />Oh, but she WILL be mine...<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Second funniest thing I've seen all month:</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8HE9OQ4FnkQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8HE9OQ4FnkQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />"Gonna kick some ass with my own pipe wrench!" <br /><br />Great vocals. I would love to see this same thing done with some cheesy heavy metal videos from the 80s.Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-70113930417910315372008-10-03T20:03:00.000-07:002008-10-04T17:48:57.728-07:00Open Letter to DokdoisoursLink me <a href="http://dokdoisours.blogspot.com/">you whore</a>! Link me NOW! <br /><br />And if you think you have HALF the zeal for Dokdo's absolute Coreanness <a href="http://partypooperwontdie.blogspot.com/2006/04/april-dokdo-post-smells-like-han.html">as</a> <a href="http://partypooperwontdie.blogspot.com/2006/02/february-dokdo-post-dokdo-forever.html">I do</a>, you are seriously, if not fatally, mistaken. Have you ever asked yourself why I don't update so often these days? YOU try to type a post with only 3 working fingers and 7 <a href="http://news.naver.com/main/read.nhn?mode=LS2D&mid=sec&sid1=102&sid2=257&oid=047&aid=0000059952">bloody stumps</a>! That's how we play on THIS side of the EAST Sea, mo fo! <br /><br />PS. I keep getting the emails I wrote you (all 84 of them) returned to me. You might want to check your spelling on the 'suck_on_it@not_a_real_address.com' email address you posted.<br /><br />Finally, this is a video that I made to show the softer side of my love for The Rocks. I played the piano for this piece also, which was no easy feat (see above). <br /><br />Did you know that there's a mailbox on Dokdo? <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4reHDauZYtI&hl=ko&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4reHDauZYtI&hl=ko&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-27184044364298332512008-09-30T06:39:00.001-07:002008-09-30T06:42:09.691-07:00Guns and RosesIf you only watch one Guns and Roses video this year, let it be this one. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n6DAbmpT9ms&hl=ko&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n6DAbmpT9ms&hl=ko&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />I never saw them live, but I did see one of their concerts on MTV. Axel Rose didn't sing quite as well as he did in the above video. <br /><br />Seriously. <br /><br />Still waiting for that new Axel Rose solo CD to come out. Should be any year now.Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-32254894974455118172008-09-29T07:38:00.000-07:002008-09-29T07:45:42.892-07:00God Damns Jun-Koo BAK<a href="http://www.geocities.com/koreanvictim/bakjunkoo.html">The people have a right to know.</a> <br /><br />Summary of Jun-Koo BAK<br /><br />Birthday(Lunar): 24 Jul 1935<br />Height: 173 cm; 5'7"<br />Weight: 68kg; 150 lb<br /><br />Skills: Make others suffer from him; Make others scare of him; Make others hate him; Make others angry with him; Put others glory on himself as if hiw own when he spoke of others success and wealth; He is keen on telling lies; keen on threating others; making others slave for him by force but he himself knows nothing and does nothing.<br /><br />Residence: Busan, South Korea<br /><br />Interests: Abuse, Alcohol, sex, violence<br /><br />Hobbies: Threats relatives, beats close relatives, abuse maid, blame others always, never repent, never apology, never self-exam, do nothing at all but using the others to pay for his expenses<br /><br />Attributes: Sin, mental disorder, horrible manner, disgusting behaviour, full of hatred in his blood & etcParty Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-14431536391674896202008-08-15T16:49:00.000-07:002008-08-15T17:00:58.835-07:00SloganizerFound this old post saved as a draft. After prayerful consideration, I decided to post it even though some of the blogs it mentions are now gone or transmogrified into something else. <br /><br /><br /><p>Seouliva turned me on to the sloganizer. Type in your blog name and it comes up with a slogan. Here's the best I came up with for me bloog. </p><br /><br /><p><span style="color: #003399;">Pure Pooper, Pure Power</span></p><br /><br /><p>Better than 'Dynamic Wellbeing of Blog'? Maybe not, but not bad. </p><br /><br /><p>Typed in some other blogs around the 'hood. Some of the better results: </p><br /><br /><p><a href="http://bighominid.blogspot.com/">Big Hominid</a><br><span style="color: #009933;">'Don't play with fire, play with Big Hominid'<br>Go farther with Big Hominid</span><br><span style="color: #009933;">'I wish I was a Big Hominid'<br> </span><span style="color: #333333;"> [who doesn't?]</span></p><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.aboutjoel.com/">About Joel</a><span style="color: #0000cc;"><br>Joel can do<br>You better get inside Joel</span><br> [Hey, I'm just reporting on what it said]<br><span style="color: #0000cc;">I quit smoking with Joel</span><br> [Nomad, take notice]</p><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.lostnomad.org/">Lost Nomad</a></p><br /><br /><p><span style="color: #cc0000;">Lost Nomad: To hell with the rest</span><br> ['nuff said]</p><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.rjkoehler.com/">Marmot's Hole</a><br><span style="color: #0000ff;">Marmot's Hole: You see this name, you think dirty</span><br> [Again, I'm just reporting results here]<br><span style="color: #3333ff;">Feel good with Marmot's Hole</span><br> [Not going to touch this one...]<br><span style="color: #333399;">I want Marmot's Hole and I want it now!</span><br> [starting to realize why Robert wanted to change the name of his megablog a while back...]</p><br /><br /><p><a href="http://cathartidae.wordpress.com/">Cathartidae</a><br><span style="color: #330066;">My way is Carthartidae</span><br> [good ring to that one]</p><br /><br /><p><a href="http://igot2shoes.blogspot.com/">igot2shoes</a><br><span style="color: #6633cc;">Call a friend, I got 2 shoes</span><br><span style="color: #6600ff;">The igot2shoes effect<br><br></span></p><br /><br />Mayhaps in the near (if not extremely distant) future I'll find and post the missing link to the sloganizer and try a few more blog names that are dear to my heart. Being an even more half-assed post than my usual offerings of late, I might even throw in some random pictures of scantily-clad females, just to soothe the raging masses.Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-63652819019391642962008-07-29T16:56:00.000-07:002008-08-05T13:07:04.881-07:00Name this Differently Abled Korean<span style="font-weight:bold;">Update:</span> And we have a winner of the first (and possibly last) Name this Differently Abled Korean contest. Joshua/iouse of <a href="http://orientem.blogspot.com/">The Western Confucian</a> fame nailed it with the answer of Seo Kyoung-duk. A porterhouse steak will be promptly eaten on his behalf (medium-rare, unless otherwise requested). <br /><br />Feeling generous, I've decided to give consolation prizes to the other two people who commented on this post: A Wendy's single with cheese for 'anonymous' who came very close to guessing at least the family name (the odds were with you, but that's how it goes sometimes), and finally, an Arby's beef and cheddar to the Nomad. True, he didn't even venture a guess, but hey, this is the Nomad we're talking about here and besides, Arby's is having a 4 beef and cheddars for $5 special right now. <br /><br />As always, here at the Party Pooper <span style="font-style:italic;">everyone </span>is a winner. <br /><br />So back to the DAK of the day/month/year or whatever it will end up being. Seo Kyoung-duk is the 'Korea Publicist' who uses his own money to put ads in publications such as the New York Times informing all Americans of the Dokdo issue. He is now promoting a documentary on that Rock of All Rocks called, Hi, Dokdo, which he hopes to unleash on international film festivals. <br /><br />Yes, the title is 'Hi, Dokdo'. Can't get much more differently abled than that. <br /><br />In the article, Kyoung-duk is referred to as an 'active Korea publicist'. I like that. It definitely sounds a lot better than 'a 34 year-old unemployed single man who still lives with his mother'. <br /><br />A choice quote from the article <br /><br /><blockquote>The Washington Post’s advertising department also contacted Seo, saying ads in that paper would also have a far-reaching effect. "Advertisers must queue up for a spot in a major daily like the Post. Why would they call me? I felt such a sense of accomplishment," Seo said.</blockquote><br /><br />I think Seo needs to answer his own question: Yes, why WOULD they call you? Is it really because they feel the Dokdo issue is that important? Or could it be that the print newspaper industry has been in a downward spiral for the last decade to the point that they have to go out and aggressively solicit advertising, especially from people willing to pay for entire page spreads? Sounds to me like they know a sucker when they see one. <br /><br />Here is the <a href="http://hi-dokdo.com/index.html">Hi, Dokdo!</a> website. Most of it is still under construction, but you can click <a href="http://hi-dokdo.com/dokdo01.html">here</a> to learn the rich Korean history about Dokdo that sites like <a href="http://www.occidentalism.org/">this</a> try in vain to counter, constantly resorting to the low tactic of trying to confuse readers with a barrage of unillogical facts. Shameless. <br /><br />The title of this <a href="http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200807/200807170021.html">piece</a> (and the last paragraph) suggests that Koreans put up a new building every time Japan provokes them on the issue of the island's sovereignty. You can always count on the Chosun Ilbo to come out with the most batshit insane 'solution' in these types of 'national crises'. <br /><br />Okay then. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Original Post</span><br /><br />ROK Drop runs a regular 'Korea Finder' contest every now and then. I'd like to steal and improve on that idea by running a 'Name this Differently Abled Korean' competition.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLxQX6Se0agKMThUBYBzvaYrLfOcka0A_yUZPbit7XcR2zgJlueZrCa7_OlkaYmnvgGmp2y732PQzq-Lpxmsems1MVLVkfrXryWpUNGd8iirSxRS0ekhhycA_i3u6XI2cOaCYT7ZGfUBA/s1600-h/200807290019_00.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLxQX6Se0agKMThUBYBzvaYrLfOcka0A_yUZPbit7XcR2zgJlueZrCa7_OlkaYmnvgGmp2y732PQzq-Lpxmsems1MVLVkfrXryWpUNGd8iirSxRS0ekhhycA_i3u6XI2cOaCYT7ZGfUBA/s320/200807290019_00.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228590283052450210" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The first person to name this differently abled Korean will have a US beef hamburger (or any other beef product) eaten in their name (by me) from the fast food restaurant of his or her choice (except McDonald's).Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-65242558087509701632008-07-17T12:30:00.000-07:002008-07-17T14:16:33.606-07:00Half-assed post for July: Why Jeolla Province SucksJelly of the famous "<a href="http://igot2shoes.blogspot.com/">I've Got Two Shoes; What the Hell do YOU got, Bitch?</a>" blog (typed the blog name from memory; it may be "I Got" rather than "I've Got") has sent a comment demanding a new post and so here I am. By the way, be sure to see her recent post on pork rectum. You're my kind of girl, Jelly.<br /><br />Currently I'm in the States so perhaps that is why Corea hasn't been on my mind so much. (mental note: write an extremely angry to Blogspot for having a spell checker which tells me 'Corea' is spelled incorrectly. Japanese dick-sucking Nazis...) I'm conducting research which basically consists of me sitting in a room eating roughly 20 pounds of American beef a day with the windows and door shut and a large fan running nonstop. It's Day 17 now and I'm still alive and relatively sane. The formal research question is, "Is a significant portion of Coreans really as dumb as we think?" I haven't run the statistics yet, but thus far, the empirical evidence seems to be suggest yes.<br /><br />Jelly, as I recall, lives down in Busan. I've lived there before and I think it's a nice enough place. The weather is nice, no yellow dust, and the food is good. Gyeongsang Province men can sometimes be uncultured, obnoxious dicks, but usually in a good natured way. I'd rate the province a B+ overall.<br /><br />And that's all I have to say about that.<br /><br />Now let's talk about Jeolla Province.<br /><br />What a hole.<br /><br />Gyeongsang people detest Jeolla people (and vice-versa). One might question why this should be so, as on the surface they seem to be quite similar. Some researchers conclude that it is just a natural rivalry between neighboring provinces, while others point to recent Korean history in which most people in power in Korea were from the Gyeongsang Province and they neglected to develop Jeolla Province during Korea's economic buildup. However, the majority opinion among experts is that Jeolla people are just a huge collection of very low-self esteem, hot-headed dicks.<br /><br />Jeolla has been a loser region for hundreds, if not thousands, of years. Way back the Korean peninsula was divided into three kingdoms: Goguryeo, Silla, and Baekje. For a time, Silla was the dominant region and controlled the peninsula, and then later Goguryeo achieved dominance. Baekje, located in the area where modern Jeolla can be found, never even came close to ruling the peninsula. Baekje thus was the weakest part of a country that itself was historically dominated at one time by every country in Eastern Asia. So basically one could think of the Baekje-Jeolla region as having the status of a prison bitch's bitch.<br /><br />Jeolla Province: The Korea of Korea.<br /><br />Nearly all of Korea's historical achievements were made by Koreans from somewhere other than Jeolla. Jeolla folk's propensity for fucking up is astounding. In the Korean War, they were the only people dumb enough to think that maybe communism was the way to go. Doopid.<br /><br />Want something to do that will only take about 30 seconds? Make a list of famous Koreans who came from Jeolla Province.<br /><br />Actually, if you took the whole 30 seconds, there's probably something wrong with you.<br /><br />Want to see my list? Here it is.<br /><br />1. Kim Dae Jung<br /><br />2. Robert Kim.<br /><br /><br />That's it. A president best known for the disastrous Sunshine Policy which kept the North Korean despots in power for absolutely nothing in return, and a Korean-American caught selling military secrets back to Korea. That's the best they can do.<br /><br />Just go to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholla_Province">wikipedia entry for Jeolla</a> and read all of the people listed in 'Notable Personalities' .<br /><br />Yeah, I'd never heard of that guy either.<br /><br /><br />Quick! Name all the top tourist sites in Korea!<br /><br />See? Not one of the places on your list is anywhere near Jeolla (unless for some reason you put 'Someplace with a shitload of rice paddies and really angry protesters' on your list).<br /><br />But to end on a positive note, I once went to Yeosu and we bought some pears and they were OK.<br /><br />Now with this kind of well-researched post, I hereby formerly request that the good people at ROKdrop blog move my site link over to the 'Scholarly Korean' bloglist.<br /><br />See y'all in August. I'll be sure and eat a juicy Black Angus steak for every one of you in the meantime.Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-30123995889121478412008-06-08T18:40:00.000-07:002008-06-08T19:29:33.200-07:00Mad Korean Disease Spreads to America!Big story <a href="http://kr.news.yahoo.com/service/news/shellview2.htm?linkid=645&category=wl&articleid=2008060813520014280&newssetid=87&moduleid=1898">here</a>.<br /><br />대한민국을 뜨겁게 달구었던 촛불의 함성이 뉴욕의 심장부에서도 힘차게 울려 퍼졌다.<br /><br />Translation: "Korean's hot ramming candlelight battle cry is spreading through the heart of New York! "<br /><br /><br />Well it's about fucking time! Shake with fear Evil US Beef Industry! Shake!<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Look! It's a white guy protesting as well! Vindication for Korea!<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP7TS9FH9bHrLHrNiiP4p0AGoXsAH4bZWcE9C7-CudsbQGcuoebaOcc-wQDlwxroYribetJ2FKtYBYYneVi5BVqqdocJgiu9UAHcf1Pb_KlEd3BSLOTslHIntDJhZkvxAr5zqCfBoMG70/s1600-h/2008060813520014280_141100_0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP7TS9FH9bHrLHrNiiP4p0AGoXsAH4bZWcE9C7-CudsbQGcuoebaOcc-wQDlwxroYribetJ2FKtYBYYneVi5BVqqdocJgiu9UAHcf1Pb_KlEd3BSLOTslHIntDJhZkvxAr5zqCfBoMG70/s320/2008060813520014280_141100_0.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5209691051601877378" border="0" /></a>Again, we see the protocol of Korean photo-journalism properly followed: the smaller the demonstration, the more close-up the photo.<br /><br />Naturally, they quoted the guy.<br /><br />시위대에는 미국인들도 포함돼 시선을 끌었다. 델라웨어주에 사는 알렉스 뉴먼(32 컴퓨터 프로그래머)씨는 “한국친구를 통해 촛불시위가 맨해튼에서 열린다는 소식을 듣고 왔다. CNN을 통해 한국에서 광우병 쇠고기문제가 심각하다는 것을 잘 알고 있다. 촛불시위의 취지에 전적으로 공감한다”고 말했다.<br /><br />Reliable Translation: "It was seen that Americans were included in the demonstration. Said Delaware resident Alex E. Neuman [Neuman!], "Through some Korean friends I heard that a candlelight demonstration was being held in Manhattan. Through CNN I know well that the mad cow disease beef issue is very serious. I totally sympathize with the goals of this demonstration. And besides, if this will help me finally get down Ji Hyun's pants, so much the better."<br /><br />Got my daily dose of high quality Korean journalism on this 'hot ramming' issue this morning from Morning Wide on SBS. It gave about 15 minutes of coverage to the weekend protests, which consisted mostly of interviews with protesters. The issue was then carefully balanced with a few minutes of the Morning Wide hosts giving the other side of this story by saying such things as, "Gee, it really makes me proud to see so many young people active on this issue," and, "It hurts my heart to think of how much longer Korean citizens will have to suffer because of this."Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3405466451098724887.post-28832283222938531262008-06-03T18:33:00.000-07:002008-06-03T19:02:57.344-07:00Choi Hong Man Exempt from Military DutyRead all about it <a href="http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/sports/2008/06/136_25206.html">here</a>.<br /><br /><span id="font"></span><blockquote><span id="font"> The government office did not reveal the specific reason for his exemption, but it seems related with a tumor on his pituitary gland, which disallowed him to face Brock Lesnar last year.<br /><br /></span></blockquote>Now, if the government doesn't reveal the specific reason, on what basis does the exemption 'seem' to be related to the pituitary gland problems?<br /><br /><span id="font"></span><blockquote><span id="font"> In his first physical in 1999, he received a grade-4, which forces a draftee to be assigned to non-combat duty, and Choi, 27, reported to boot camp on April 21 of this year. </span><br /></blockquote><br />Are we to believe that Hong Man is not healthy enough to serve military duty even in a non-combat role, yet is OK to continue fighting in the ring? To me, the pituitary gland issue does not 'seem' to have anything to do with this at all.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJr1d7_W7uTgHgzOhjPJ7FbZ91MTdM4WqKkXRYwkzndibftC26ZvmsX_pSrSrv7TOjK4G5ScEWuDJ1f-Egi_vzw7DqHfhIG0l0SRoeesYUd_OLWbKBi8D5Ap_ZcViEuZrj8Lv3fikTfXo/s1600-h/080603_am_choi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJr1d7_W7uTgHgzOhjPJ7FbZ91MTdM4WqKkXRYwkzndibftC26ZvmsX_pSrSrv7TOjK4G5ScEWuDJ1f-Egi_vzw7DqHfhIG0l0SRoeesYUd_OLWbKBi8D5Ap_ZcViEuZrj8Lv3fikTfXo/s320/080603_am_choi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207833978675741042" border="0" /></a>Here's the picture that went with the piece. Nice hat. Good to see Choi is actively dispelling rumors that <a href="http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=3URgwoBtNJw">kicking opponents in the crotch</a> is <a href="http://partypooperwontdie.blogspot.com/2008/05/choi-hongman-and-his-little-buddy.html">not the only physical contact</a> he enjoys with the groins of other men.<br /><br /><span id="font"><blockquote> He was supposed to undergo four weeks of basic military training at the camp but was ordered to return home three days later.<br /><br />At that time, the administration office also declined to discuss his release, saying it should protect his private information.<br /><br /></blockquote></span>Hmm...what could Choi have done that would get him sent home in just a few days that the administration felt it could not report? Don't ask, don't tell?Party Pooperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04612246338147102652noreply@blogger.com1