Here is our great enemy that we facing today. we are great freedom fighters going to protest evil big-nose imperialists. Oh! keep your eyes on that sign, we surely have sneaky radical plan for that!!
Ah yes! No we start noble protesting. Notice our scary fist pumping actions! It not being easy do this all day long, so we preparing our muscles for this by when we masterbate in hot fury to pictures of big breasted blonde white women. Look at muscles of fist pumping Jin-seok on the left! I think he practicing at home a lot!!
Did you noticing our pretty hats? Chang-sun pick those out and we got nice discount for all 200. They are so lovely!
Oh! see Jeong-son on the left with the pretty red manpurse? I am so envy!
I am proud to showing our new way of burning imperialist flag. This way we are not burning the fingers or hairs like we always doing before.
Now super action starting! Oh! I love it when they are touching me in that place! It gives me such funny feeling! I struggle more and they touch me more! Oh! exciting!
Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop! Don't...stop! Don't...Don't stop! Don't stop!
(for only a sweet moment, intense feelings of loneliness and sexual frustratings vanishing...)
Recognize the loveliness of our hats!! Why must you prevent our brothers in the North from having equally lovely hats!
Oh no! Look at Jae-sun at the bottom of the picture! He loses his lovely hat! Where is it! Give it back you fascismist bastards!!!
Don't worrying Jae-sun, our struggling goes on.
And now as are promised...the sign! We will tear it down to show our raging!! Push hard!!
Ugh! This is strong sign. Get some of our women for help, they have much stronger legs than we.
Hah! Down you go sign of imperialistis! Recognize our power!
Oh no! Four more peoples lose the hats. Everybody look in the grasses for the hats!
Now we party like it is year 2000 all again! We do joyous and funny dances!
Whoever saying our womens are not pretty maybe never see Hae-son and Young-mi! No big American gi ever get his bloddy hand on these pure Korean angel! Only you dream it!
Finally we have great song that we know our dear Leader relally likes. This is pure one Corea with No more white-devel western corropution influencing!
Soon Dear Lader! We working hard to help you bringing dignity of united Corea with not more American imperialistims! Daehan minguk Mansei! Mansei!