Thursday, May 20, 2010

Draw Muhammad Day

The last picture is the Muh-man with his 9-year-old bride*. The next time you see an elementary school girl on the street, imagine marrying her and taking her to bed (if you're a guy, of course. Don't turn this into some sicko lesbian thing!). Picture it in as much detail as you can. If that looks pretty sweet to you, perhaps you too have what it takes to become a prophet of an all-knowing, loving deity. Look into it.

But perhaps I shouldn't have posted these pictures. Perhaps it is better to allow people from a medieval religion to tell me what I can and cannot do. Yeah, that's probably the better choice. If there is anything else we shouldn't be free to do, I hope our Muslim friends will kindly let us know.

All swiped from here. I did try to draw my own picture of Muhammad. He was eating cotton candy, and some of it was sticking in his beard! (Oh, how he hated when that happened!)

Anyway, it didn't come out so clearly, so I opted not to post it.Maybe next year.

*To be fair, there is some controversy over when Muhammad consummated the marriage.  She might have been 10 at the time, not 9.


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Anonymous said...

old day when girl is 9 year old she could get marry because old days so big and age didn't matter so when u don't know shit about the culture and religion about other why don't u just shut fuck up bitch

Anonymous said...

I agree with anonymous. In the old days, Allah didn't realize that sex with children was wrong, so when his chosen prophet wanted a pre-pubescent girl, he gave the official okey-dokey. So like slavery, it was OK back then because Allah (and the Christian God as well) didn't really know any better. Hey, they were young and foolish, just like the rest of us once were.

But now they have grown up and realize the error of their ways. Rather than judge Allah and God, we should try to understand them and realize that sometimes they just don't know what the fuck they are doing.