Sunday, January 29, 2006

Mun Hee Jun: You're in the army now

unThis year a large number of 'talents' are heading off to do their military service. Among them is Moon Hee Jun, one of my most popular posting subjects (especially among hordes of kyopo high school girls who long to have his freak love child).

Gangta, his former band member in the worst boy band in the history of the world, H.O.T. ('Highfive Of Teenager,' my vote for the most ridiculous band name of all time as well) is also going this year (he's the one with glasses in the picture you first thought was a girl). This is not a big problem, as his career has pretty much stopped anyway.

TalentlessWith a face like that, Gangta is sure to be the Belle of the ball for many a lonely soldier. Don't worry Gangta, according to the Code of Military service, what happens in the barrack showers after midnight, stays in the barracks.

Kim Jong-kook, on the far left, is in prime condition (the boy is ripped) and will at least adjust to the physical aspects of army life well enough, but these other pretty boys are in for a world of pain, especially our beloved She Hee-jun (though perhaps he lost 'pretty boy' status years ago).

Chubchub_1Look at that face. I pray that his drill searjant hates these
types of pretty boy bands (like any guy who owns a pair should) and hammers this chubby little mama's boy into a man. Considering the hardships they put
soldiers through, maybe Hee Jun will come back a true 'fuck it all and
fucking no regrets' rocker.

But mayhaps I should watch my tongue. Here's a recent article in Korean that warns against insulting people over the Internet, especially famous ones, and possible legal actions that the defamed can pursue in light of new censorship laws. It later turns into a collection of sob stories about entertainers (Moon Hee Jun included) who have their feelings hurt by the nasty comments left by Netizens.

Boo-fucking-Hoo. If you don't want to have your feelings hurt, just don't read what Netizens are saying. Better yet, just disappear from the public's eye all together if you can't take what naturally comes with being in the spotlight. Celebrities with real talent rarely get ridiculing or bashing on a large scale anyway, it's just those who deserve to be knocked down a peg or two. What would the world be coming to if we were denied to bash freaks and whores like Micheal Jackson and Paris Hilton? IMHO, Korea needs MORE ridiculing of famous figures, not less. I'm talking double-fisting South Park style celebrity roasting. It's all a part of a healthy democracy.

To support my argument, here are some pictures of Hee Jun. Take a gander, and then tell me why people should NOT give him shit.

13m19568m0Oh Juney, you shouldn't have gone there, girlfriend. A definite fashion-first, though.


Hard to add any comment to make Hee Jun look any worse than how he already looks in this picture. No wonder he later 'rebelled' and tried for a hard rock image.


Approaching Michael Jackson-level freaky here.

Yangsunlove_19A little gender confused, are we? Gangta does seem to like what he sees though. Add this picture to the Gaywatch files.


This is what Hee Jun looked like before the music industry got a hold of him. Add this case to their list of crimes against humanity.

It's not too late, Hee Jun. Come back to us.

I'm of two minds about Moon.

On one hand  he is a talentless dork (yes all you high school kyopo girls, he's a
dork) living off previous fame. He desperately tries to make a name for
himself as a 'serious' rocker by singing songs about 'real issues' like
the plight of Korean adoptees (as if Moon's ever even visited an
orphanage in Korea himself, let alone considered adopting) and racial
discrimination (his most recent video shows him being kicked out of a
bar in the States that has a big "Whites Only" sign on it. Yeah,
right.), but he's as much rock as Arron Carter is gangsta rap. Just one cheap gimmick after another.
On the other hand, Moon is such a
freak that you almost have to like him just for not being exactly like
the other 99% of the cloned entertainers in Korea. While all the other
H.O.T. members went on to put out the same predictable and safe shit,
Moon for some strange reason decided to try a combination of ballad and
hardcore rock (usually within the same song). I can't really get into
to it, but if I had the choice between listening to anything by the
usual Korean pop singers and Moon Hee Jun's songs (and if puncturing my ear drums were not an option) I would go with the Moon.

Comments on original post

Haha. Great post. The ROK army oughta create a special 'Mama Boy' Brigade and send 'em on special peacekeeping tours. What a great way to collectively reduce a nation's preceived toughness around the world.

Posted by: Sumi Yoshi | January 29, 2006 at 03:33 PM

You have too much time in your hands, stop hating people.

Posted by: JUN IS GOD. | January 30, 2006 at 09:57 PM

Geez,What an immature kids!

Posted by: gizmo23 | January 31, 2006 at 04:37 AM

I heard that most of the "celebrities" who do their time in the ROk army end up in Public Affair type units and do publicity crap anyway. That isn't the real army. And how many of these guys actually have notable careers after their army service anyway? I just hope he doesn't consider suicide. My girlfriend was in his last music video and said he was the quietest, most introverted person she had ever met. Those guys usually don't do so well at basic training.

Posted by: chris | February 07, 2006 at 06:48 PM

hello i just came here to drop bye and say wassup

Posted by: lise | March 01, 2006 at 12:00 PM

Been reading a few post from here. All I got to say is don't you have good things to say? All your post is most likely a recopy make-a-like USA celebrity GOSSIP. Then what the heck is your music style?

Posted by: Angelica | May 11, 2006 at 12:41 AM

Your jealousy runs deep. They got a life and you should get one too.

Posted by: K Vang | July 08, 2006 at 07:35 PM

The simple fact're jealous that every Korean chick would fuck this celeb over you any day! Get a life dick head and go get fucked!

Posted by: T Vue | July 26, 2006 at 03:31 PM

this guy... changes people's comments if it "insults" him.. wonder if he insults others...

Posted by: bbf | July 27, 2006 at 11:09 PM

hey thats cool. i hope moon hee jun be famous again. and H.O.T. serioulsy thay have to come back.

Posted by: hee sung | December 12, 2006 at 10:36 AM

yea, wish H.O.T will come back

Posted by: Chris | January 12, 2007 at 04:18 PM

first of all, learn how to spell ppl's name before u go bashing them. some kinda english teacher u are!!

man, u are gonna get bashed by some HOT fans very soon!! have fun dying!!

Posted by: someone | March 04, 2007 at 03:31 PM

What's your problem?Sad you couldn't be an H.O.T. member I sure think so.Loser!

Posted by: Josephine | March 18, 2007 at 10:06 PM

i dont understand the thing up on the top. he said something about people. what was he talking about. i mostely payed attention about his history. is moon hee jun coming back?

Posted by: kee sung | March 19, 2007 at 10:14 AM

i dont understand the thing up on the top. he said something about people. what was he talking about. i mostely payed attention about his history. is moon hee jun coming back?

Posted by: kee sung | March 19, 2007 at 10:14 AM

Moon Hee Jun so cooool! I Like him because he so clever, and can do anything. I heard he joined military. I hope Gizmo (Hee Jun's nickname) can back to entertainment and singing again.

Posted by: nisa, 17 years old | August 31, 2007 at 10:11 PM

moon hee jun soo coool!I like him because he so cool and gentleman.

Posted by: nisa ,17 th | August 31, 2007 at 10:15 PM

Moon Hee Jun is my idol, he so cool.

Posted by: nisa ,17 th | August 31, 2007 at 10:16 PM

Moon Hee Jun so cool!I hope Hee Jun can back .

Posted by: nisa ,17 th | August 31, 2007 at 10:22 PM

Moon Hee Jun so coool! I Like him because he is gentleman.

Posted by: nisa, 17 th | August 31, 2007 at 10:24 PM

Moon Hee Jun so coool! I Like him because he is gentleman.

Posted by: nisa, 17 th | August 31, 2007 at 10:25 PM

Moon Hee Jun so cool! I think he can singing again.

Posted by: nisa, 17 th | August 31, 2007 at 10:28 PM

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