The Korean GayWave is set to once again thrust itself upon Taiwan's shores. Happy them. 
While 'Rain' may be the 'Justin Timberlake of Korea,' Kangta and Taiwanese singer 'Vanness' have joined forces to become the 'Ambiguously Gay Duo of Asia.' Sure, Korean pop music may be a low quality imitation of western pop music, but they are definitely the vangaurd of homoerotic music and have obviously influenced/warped the Taiwan music industry.
'K-pop' and 'Gay-pop', just the difference of an aspirated consonant. Coincidence?
And next we have Korea's sweetheart Lee Jun-gi visiting Taiwan to promote his hit movie, The King and the (butt)Clown. 
Some may wonder why hordes of middle school girls go
goo-goo for (presumably) male actors and singers who are nearly indistinguishable from women, but you have to understand
that at that age, young girls find the idea of actual men with penises quite
threatening. I say again, let's try to understand them, people, not judge.
Hat tip to a certain former Korean blogging deity (IA) who notified the Gaywatch Project of this recent activity. Kevin, if by chance you have some of your old blog entries on file somewhere, be a pal and let one of us bloggers post and store them for posterity. Let's do it for the children.
(shitload of) comments from original post (please read them all)
One day I watching Happy Ass TV and see picure Lee Junki. So joy that time! I screan "ASS TV NUBER ONE CHANEL" at TV and odl relative look me a nd say "WHY YOU DO" ha ha I don't explain raletive so she very angry me ^^
Posted by: Kevin Kim | May 04, 2006 at 09:42 AM
So funny!!
Posted by: Jenn | May 04, 2006 at 09:14 PM
IA @ Web Archive: http://web.archive.org/web/20040609051404/http://incestuousamplification.blog-city.com/
Posted by: SDCarroll | May 05, 2006 at 01:41 AM
Leave me and my butt alone!
Posted by: Lee Jun-gi | May 09, 2006 at 05:47 AM
Maybe we should help Korea to prolong their denial of homosexuality on the peninsula by introducing them straight to Metro-sexuality and skip the Homosexuality phase.
Posted by: Tom Thumb | June 03, 2006 at 09:23 AM
no affence or anything but theres more gay people in Europe and ESPECIALLY australia than asian countries or Korea in that fact so i think we should help the Australians and europeans first..
Posted by: Joe | June 04, 2006 at 12:02 AM
no affence or anything but theres more gay people in Europe and ESPECIALLY australia than asian countries or Korea in that fact so i think we should help the Australians and europeans first..
Posted by: Joe | June 04, 2006 at 12:02 AM
are you saying that Kangta and Vaness or something are gay cause they are both men in a group..think about D12 or sumshit, that has 6 members..woO! they must be REALLY gay! haha
Posted by: Joe | June 04, 2006 at 12:21 AM
are you saying that Kangta and Vaness or something are gay cause they are both men in a group..think about D12 or sumshit, that has 6 members..woO! they must be REALLY gay! haha
Posted by: Joe | June 04, 2006 at 12:21 AM
Like talking to the wall.
Posted by: Iceberg | June 04, 2006 at 05:21 AM
gees nothing to get pissd about@_@
Posted by: Joe | June 05, 2006 at 02:21 AM
i Just wanna help the gay europeans..thats a good thing
Posted by: Joe | June 05, 2006 at 02:22 AM
I like how you say: "I say again, let's try to understand them, people, not judge." and yet you're obviously judging.
You're obviously a smart one.
Posted by: Hannah | June 16, 2006 at 02:19 PM
Dude.... I know these posts are jokes and all but some people look at it at a literal level....
To me ur like an ignorant asshole
Start talking real and get to the main issues
If you are a teenager, start growing up...
If you are a Middle aged man, then go get a job or something...
If you are a old man, then go get a coffin or something and lay down until you die...
and to the commenters who support this man/woman
I suggest you guys should get a life tooo...
And i guess you guys are thinking..
Then you dont have a life for reading this post
Well im a teenager arent i?
and its summer...
And btw
i bet your going to try to comeback with a witty remark
Posted by: Yeah | June 16, 2006 at 06:37 PM
Wow, and to think I actually thought that you couldn't get ANY dumber. Stupid me, right? So what, is there like some kind of law that if two guys make ONE CD together, they're automatically gay? Think about how ridiculous that sounds. It might not be ridiculous to YOU because an evident IDIOT like you probably ONLY says ridiculous things. But to the rest of the world, it's just plain dumb. Give it up. It's not worth acting like an idiot. And also, that Lee Junki thing, Korea's sweetheart and "The King and the (butt) Clown"? SO HILARIOUS. Watch me die of laughter real quick.
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-, no. That wasn't funny. That, was also dumb. For your information, it's not only middle school girls who like Lee Junki. And whether or not he has a penis, HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW? What, did you like wait outside his dressing room and then look down his pants? If EVERY Korean male was gay, then I wonder how Korean males get married to WOMEN. Ever think about that, genius? Korean Gaywatch.. Haha, the work of an original comedian. NOT. Please, do the world a favor and get a life. Or suck a cock. Oh wait, you already probably do that in your spare time. But either way works.
Posted by: Christine | June 16, 2006 at 07:32 PM
Hi 'Yeah' Hanna, and Christine and all the other little middle-school Kyopos lucky enough to have found my site. I hope you have me bookmarked for your summer reading entertainment and education. Now that I realize I have such a wide, avid readership, I'll make more of an effort to post more.
And it is my hope that you try to keep in mind that just because most Korean entertainers marketed for the teenie-boppers are ridiculous embarrassments to the entire Asian world, it doesn't mean that you, as Kyopos, are bad people in any way. As Christine Aguilera says, you are beautiful in each and every way. Please don't forget that as you continue through these difficult identity-forming years.
Peace out
Posted by: partypooper | June 17, 2006 at 01:45 AM
how BORED are you?
in the end, whos the one out there being successful? whos the one making a lot of money? and whos the one getting all the boys? its the korean celebs ur talking shxt about u retard. theyr getting far out there in the entertanment busines while u sit here and try to make .001% of the history theyr making/about to mak. And yet, despite your unimportance, here I am obsessing on your site. What a world, huh?
whatever, keep doing ur thing if it makes u feel any better about urself. As for myself, I need to get back to school and work on my spelling and syntax.
Posted by: yina | June 17, 2006 at 10:40 AM
You need to get a fucking life. Do you think you're the shit or something, just because your bashing some gay Korean stars.
And, why the fuck do you even care? You aren't even Korean and if you aren't going to appreciate it, then just stick to your own fucking American culture.
Who the fuck are you to bash Ahn Jeong Hwan? Gay? Probably, but he is also married to Ms. Korea. Plus, you're just fucking mad that the U.S. soccer team sucks ass and that Korea got ranked higher in the last world cup, even though we got it unfairly. Shit, U.S. already lost their first fucking game this world cup (though they were quite impressive against Italy)
Also, that post about TVXQ that you posted on the year of 2004. That's untrue, because as a matter of fact they are one of the biggest boy bands in Korea, China, Japan, and so on. True, they are gay, but so much for not remembering them in the future.
And, you're a fucking embarrassment to fucking America. You're so fucking ignorant, stereotypical, and racist. And I'm not. Get a fucking life.
So, why won't you and all the other Gaywatchers, get a fucking life.
God, why can't I get you and this site out of mind? One guy makes some jokes about Korean singers and I just go nuts. It's like I'm obsessed or something...
Posted by: partypooper is gey | June 17, 2006 at 11:00 AM
Uh, yeah. Here's where you go wrong. For your FUCKING information, I'm not a MIDDLE SCHOOLER. Yeah. Take that and shove it. Thank you.
Posted by: Christine | June 17, 2006 at 06:25 PM
Wow, so many posters in need of a good, strong vaginal douche. Maybe Lysol will do the trick.
Posted by: Giant Panda | June 18, 2006 at 05:58 PM
haha did u like edit my comment or something? if not then haha even more. i didnt know i was skilled to sound like an ass like you. smart ass i mean. gotta give u the credit. what makes u think u have the right to criticize so much people? are u all that greater than them?
please help make the world a better place and go fall off a cliff & die. please&thankyou=)
Posted by: yina | June 18, 2006 at 07:39 PM
haha did u like edit my comment or something? if not then haha even more. i didnt know i was skilled to sound like an ass like you. smart ass i mean. gotta give u the credit. what makes u think u have the right to criticize so much people? are u all that greater than them?
please help make the world a better place and go fall off a cliff & die. please&thankyou=)
Posted by: yina | June 18, 2006 at 07:39 PM
can tell from your post you are just a jealous person who views beauty as a threat...
Posted by: TM | June 22, 2006 at 09:10 PM
And whether or not he has a penis, HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW? - Christine
Snicker, snicker, snicker. How the hell would you know indeed.
Posted by: Iceberg | June 23, 2006 at 12:52 AM
"How the HELL would you know if Lee Jun Ki has a pensi?" Well, that is a good questiosn with most Koreans, since you can't tell it apart from the other pubic hairs down there. So I guess the assumption is if you can't see it it ain't there.
Posted by: Lee Jun Ki has no penis | July 19, 2006 at 01:38 AM
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