Sunday, September 3, 2006

Top Brits

This makes two of us. The BBC ran a '100 Greatest Britons'
poll and had Diana mentioned along with names like Churchill, Darwin,
Lennon, Shakespeare and Newton (Diana placed third, by the way).   It was
a WTF Moment that wasn't surpassed until I heard that 'Bi' was rated the second most influential entertainer in the world by Time magazine (I guess he influenced a lot of other singers around the world to poorly imitate the sound and style of American singers?).

What exactly did Diana do that was so great anyway? Is sleeping with Charles that incredible of an effort? If she never really loved him, wasn't she just marrying him for the money and prestige?  That's funny, because when normal women do that kind of thing we tend to call them gold-digging whores.

Other WTF Moments from the Greatest Briton's poll: Boy George was
ranked 12 places higher than Freddie Mercury from Queen. Personally, I
blame the homosexual community in general for having such awful taste in
music (I offer the Scissor Sisters
success in the UK as evidence of that). Freddie Mercury will always be the true Queen of England in my book. All the Beatles were in the top 100, save poor Ringo
who I understand was ranked 467, just behind Yoko Ono. Bob Geldof and
Bono, who are actually Irish, placed 75 and 86 respectively. And the
greatest shocker of all is that Ozzy Osbourne, the Elvis Presley of
heavy metal, was not included. Be ashamed Britain. Be very ashamed.

Comments on original blog entry

No Ozzy? A travesty, that's what it is.

Posted by: Nomad | September 03, 2006 at 04:17 PM

Diana's a poofter. So is Geldof and the gang. As for the Gang of Four, a bunch of wankers.

However, Adrian Mole Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: yankabroad | September 07, 2006 at 06:00 AM

Hmmm, interesting, personally i think the world was doing a fine job of imitating the Americans without Bi... but i could be wrong... i mean i always kind of thought that working out the laws of the universe was SLIGHTLY more important than giving birth to princes...

Posted by: Crazyfrog | September 08, 2006 at 03:31 AM

if you met any english people. Its no wonder a whore like diana placed 3rd/

Posted by: Do | September 08, 2006 at 09:18 AM

Actualy I don't personaly call her a gold-digging whore, I prefer the more neutral term "ex-wife"

Posted by: Drambuie_man | September 08, 2006 at 09:29 AM

Ohhh Betty. How the hell did Michael Crawford get in there at no 17?

Since it is wikipedia, you could always edit it to suit yourself :)
Alan Turing got in quite high

Posted by: Jon Allen | September 19, 2006 at 03:59 AM