Friday, March 31, 2006

Lee Junki

The movie is over now. Can someone please give this guy his balls back?


Comments on original post (all 82 of them)

Just one step further along in the de-evolution of the Korean man.

Posted by: Iceberg | March 30, 2006 at 07:33 PM

He gives us queers a bad name!!

Posted by: Leone | March 31, 2006 at 05:28 AM


Posted by: Jenn | March 31, 2006 at 09:52 AM

Yeah, I nearly blew dinner when this commercial came on.

Posted by: Sperwer | March 31, 2006 at 04:26 PM

I just hope you weren't having sausage for dinner

Posted by: Joel | April 01, 2006 at 07:55 AM

Christ, be a real man like Kim Jongil, dammit! :)

Posted by: Giant Panda | April 01, 2006 at 09:19 PM

"I just hope you weren't having sausage for dinner"

WTF! And I was just about to have bratwurst and quail eggs for dinner. There goes my apetite!

Posted by: littlebrownasian | April 11, 2006 at 04:46 AM

Sorry about that... I just couldn't pass up the choice of wording on "blew dinner" by Sperwer.

Posted by: Joel | April 12, 2006 at 10:35 PM

Seriously, leave him alone.

Posted by: Farhana | April 14, 2006 at 05:07 PM

Or what? We'll make her/him cry?

Posted by: partypooper | April 15, 2006 at 12:58 AM

it's more like his talented so leave the goddamn dude alone..=p..what's it to you what he looks like unless his that pretty you yourself are starting to drool over him

Posted by: betty | April 19, 2006 at 04:22 AM

HEY!!! was it with you leave him alone!!! you guys are so immature gessh

Posted by: KIMMY | April 20, 2006 at 01:59 PM

Yeah, leave me alone!

Posted by: Lee Junki | April 20, 2006 at 04:32 PM

Wth.... 4realz.. y cant ya ppl jus leave him alone.... r u jus jealous cuz he hav a prettier face than u.... i mean.... wth... cant stand ppl being famous ? ....

Posted by: Sandy | April 28, 2006 at 12:40 AM

Lee Junki is a beautiful man. What, so men can't be gorgeous anymore? Gender divisions/roles, much? Congratulations, you're just making worse a problem we've been trying to solve since women were considered inferior to men.

Posted by: missnhaca | May 18, 2006 at 05:55 PM

That closed-mindedness is sickening.

Posted by: nis | May 18, 2006 at 06:05 PM

"Lee Junki is a beautiful man. What, so men can't be gorgeous anymore? Gender divisions/roles, much? Congratulations, you're just making worse a problem we've been trying to solve since women were considered inferior to men."

And you think that by having men that try to look like women, this will solve your gender problems? Wow, nice logic you got there. It's like saying men should have boobies so that women will rule in this area.

A "problem" you've been trying to solve, nice. Deserves a Nobel prize for effort.

Posted by: littlebrownasian | May 18, 2006 at 08:48 PM

Lee Junki is beautiful. Can't stand it?

Wad the...U people are so immature! Wad's wrong wif u ppl and him? Can't a guy be pretty? Or that u're so jealous tt u all are not as pretty as him??

Grow up and leave him alone! If u dunno how to appreciate things tt are beautiful, then just leave it alone!! No point critising him here!

Posted by: slyfa | May 19, 2006 at 05:42 AM

It pisses me off so much fat Mr.(Miss) Lee is so pretty. What's wrong wif me? (Besides fe fact fat I am unable to type "th"?)

Posted by: Iceberg | May 19, 2006 at 06:07 AM

"Wad the...U people are so immature! Wad's wrong wif u ppl and him? Can't a guy be pretty? Or that u're so jealous tt u all are not as pretty as him??"

Man, makes you think learning English grammar and spelling at an elementary level is such a pain.

Posted by: littlebrownasian | May 19, 2006 at 07:07 PM

wtf! why is everyone getting all spastic about Lee Junki!Just cause he was a girly guy in a movie! FKN get over it!! its just a fuken movie! its not real! and its not his fuken fault he was born pretty!! fukn get a life!! jus cause your jelous of him it doesnt mean you should say all this bullshit!

Posted by: kim | May 20, 2006 at 11:52 PM

and noone cares if you lost ur fucked up appetite you loser!

Posted by: kim | May 20, 2006 at 11:54 PM

Oh god!! This is too funny. Party Pooper, did you hire kim to write these things just for our entertainment?

Posted by: Iceberg | May 21, 2006 at 04:59 AM

I think kim volunteered. He's about as bored as the rest of us, I guess.

Posted by: littlebrownasian | May 21, 2006 at 08:31 PM

haha no..

Posted by: Joe brown | June 10, 2006 at 07:04 AM

Sunday, March 26, 2006

No Idea for a Title

A few quick notes:

Party Pooper Foresaw Japan's WBC Crown

First off, I feel the need to remind everyone that my fearless prediction of Japan taking the WBC crown did indeed come true. In the tradition of psychics everywhere, I expect everyone to ignore the multitude of other predictions I made that were something less than accurate and recognize my obvious psychic powers.

Iceberg also covers the Lee Hyo-ri 'alleged' plagiarism of a Brittany Spears song. When I first heard the Hyo-ri song, I thought it was a Korean language semi-cover of the song at first. I say semi-cover, as it is a Korean custom among their "songwriters" to take existing western or Japanese songs and just add new lyrics, without pretending that it is a totally new song. Apparently they were hoping no one was paying attention when they tried to pawn this song of as an original. While clearly it is plagiarized, the most important thing to keep in mind in this debate is that I think we'd all rather sleep with Lee Hyo-ri than Brittany, and in the end, that's all that really matters when it comes to pop music.

Call out the VANKers!

"Is ``East Sea’’ losing out to ``Sea of Japan’’ in news publications in the United States?", an article in the Korea Times asks. To which the U.S. responds (if I am reading between the lines correctly here), grow the fuck up already.

Well ok, maybe that's a stretch. Here's the actual response:

The BGN [Board for Geographic Names] has determined that `Sea of Japan’ is the
most appropriate name, conforming to the policies used in determining
the conventional English-language name for high seas features. This
issue has been recently discussed and no change in policy is

Amen. Of all the issues in the world for people to exert energy on, this has got to be the silliest and most childish thing I've ever heard of. If Koreans tried to get the sea renamed something which was truly neutral then it wouldn't be so bad. But then I guess that would be the mature, adult thing to do. The whole thing is just an attempt to try to get some childish revenge on Japan.

When it comes to Japan issues, this entire country needs some serious psychotherapy.

And Finally

I was desperately trying to find another reason to post Kevin's "It Makes a Difference to the Sheep" picture, and I think I finally found it.

South Korea 'expressed regret' on behalf of Press Corps who tried to resist their reports on North-South family reunions being censored by North Korea.

The South Korean press gathered at the reunions on Tuesday reported
that a fisherman who was reunited with his family there had been
“kidnapped” by North Korea, as indeed he had been. Incensed North
Korean security forces barged into the satellite van of the press corps
and confiscated SBS footage as well as issuing threats to deal with a
reporter “under North Korean law” unless he left immediately.

The state-run Korean Central News Agency on Thursday night
said authorities “took into consideration that the head of the South
Koreans admitted their wrongdoings and expressed regret for the South
Korean journalists’ provocative actions against us, and decided to let
the second round of meeting of the families proceed as scheduled.”

Bravo, Roh Mu-hyun, bravo.

If I had photoshop skills, I'd add a speech bubble to this picture with the sheep Roh Mu-hyun squealing out in pain, "The Sunshine (OW!) Policy (Ooh!) is (Ugh!)working!"

Way to take it hard and deep for the team.

This makes it three posts in a row now that I have used this picture. That's a record in the Korbloggosphere I hope will stand for years to come.