Tuesday, February 14, 2006

February Dokdo Post: Dokdo Forever!

Some people ask me how much longer I will continue to post on Dokdo, to which my answer is always the same: 'FOREVER!!' I will keep posting on Dokdo until every single Japanese man, women and child comes to Korea and falls to his/her knees and confesses that Dokdo always has and always will belong to Korea (and then have to do it all again because the first round of apologies will certainly be insincere). I will post on Dokdo until the creators of stupid lying poopy-face sites like this are publicly executed and every person found to have visited those kinds of sites has one of his or her fingers severed and is forced to write 'Dokdo belongs to Korea' with the blood gushing from the severed digit (click on that link and that will be YOU!).

04182005dokdoddongThe Korblogger responsible from this blasphemy will pay as well! A Korean Jihad on your ass my friend! We know what city you live in and what kind of silly Korean car you drive...

I will continue to post on Dokdo until every history book IN THE WORLD  has an entire unit devoted solely to Dokdo. I will continue to post on Dokdo until ALL printed world maps include Dokdo (in the East sea!), with the words 'Dokdo' and 'East Sea' in huge red letters next to it (font size bigger than that used to indicate Japan) and the size of the island blown up to be larger than Japan as well. As a matter of fact, Dokdo should be so big that there isn't any room on world maps for the Japanese islands at all, thus leading to the logical conclusion that the entire Pacific Ocean be renamed the East Sea (hey all you Americans in LA, how's the surf in the East Sea this year! Ha!)

And then I will still post on Dokdo. I will use all the wealth amassed from this blog to fund expeditions to the far corners of the world like this one to make sure every African villager, every Alaskan eskimo, every Gautamalan chicken farmer, and every Detroit crack whore knows the TRUE history of Dokdo (and can sing the 'Dokdo' song from memory).

As so our noble struggling continues. Be sure to return here next month (and for the rest of your lives!) for further Dokdo updates.

Comments on original post

That's some jacked up stuff. A curse be on the house (or one room apartment) of the Korean blogger responsible for that blasphemy.

Posted by: Joel | February 13, 2006 at 04:54 PM

What up Poopah? Yea jap homies be dissin' Dokdo, me and DJ Doc, Psy, we be bustin' a cap in dem fo'shizzle! Dems playa hatahz fo real! Check dis out:
Dokdo, mofo, it our proper-T
Glock yo ass you mezz wid me!
You on chronic, talk dat trash
Dokdo be Coreaz, don' mess our stash


Posted by: Ice Kim Chi | February 13, 2006 at 05:49 PM

Uh huh. So, when are you going to stop posting on Dokdo?

Posted by: Hugh | February 13, 2006 at 08:12 PM

Until some Korean businessman puts a Kimbap Ch'unkuk and a PC bang on Dokdo, the island will remain in diplomatic limbo.

Posted by: Sumiyoshi Pilgrim | February 14, 2006 at 01:18 PM

I DIG your tenacity!

Posted by: Jenn | February 22, 2006 at 09:41 AM

If you want to convince someone, being rational is very important. It is a sincere advice for you.
You are making all the people who visited this blog really scornfull of you and your so called 'Dokto-claim'(Liancort island issue).

Posted by: N | April 19, 2006 at 12:55 PM

Russia and Korea invaded and attacked to Japanese islands half a century ago. Korea shot at Japanner and abducted a lot of Japanese and demanded ransom money.
However, curiously the Japanese self-defense force avoids fighting because the Japanese Constitution prohibits war.

Posted by: JJ | June 23, 2006 at 03:45 AM

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